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Old November 22nd, 2003 Top | #1
 
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Wink The Ladies...
So whats your best way of picking them up...

Seriously, whats the tactic?

Personally i think flattery gets you everywhere, but whats your thoughs?

Would be interesting to get some feedback from the ladies of the forum too..

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Old November 22nd, 2003 Top | #2
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I find that not being a [INSERT TERM FOR MALE GENDER HERE] works well.
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Old November 22nd, 2003 Top | #3
 
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I've found that most girls like a man who is authoritative, and is willing to administer corporal punishment if necessary. My fiancee finds it romantic when I say, "You wanna get HIT??!??!?! HUH?!?!?"

Btw, spanking is a good way to keep them in line, as long as you don't get distracted.
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Old November 22nd, 2003 Top | #4
 
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Originally posted by HandyBuddy
I've found that most girls like a man who is authoritative, and is willing to administer corporal punishment if necessary. My fiancee finds it romantic when I say, "You wanna get HIT??!??!?! HUH?!?!?"

Btw, spanking is a good way to keep them in line, as long as you don't get distracted.
LOL, brilliant - i knew this was a good idea for a thread.

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Old November 22nd, 2003 Top | #5
 
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Hair pulling during extreme passion has always worked for me.

My girlfriend loves it.

Go figure.

Dont hurt anyone though.
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I find pity is a strong tool

I try and look as pathetic as possible .....

Actually .... I dont really try .... it just kinda happens ....
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Old November 22nd, 2003 Top | #7
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having some frank 'n' beans also seems to attract the female species ...
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Old November 22nd, 2003 Top | #8
 
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You guy's aren't very good at this,you just put me to sleep *yawns*
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Old November 22nd, 2003 Top | #9
 
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Bleh, so whats the professionals opinion then Marge?

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Old November 22nd, 2003 Top | #10
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I have been told by my brother the best way to pick up a woman is to grip bear hug around the lower waist region and bend your back and lift.
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Old November 22nd, 2003 Top | #11
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The best way to pick a woman up is to be honest with her, make her feel good about herself, and don't play any of those damn mind games. I don't understand why guys think they have to do that...
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Mind games?

We dont do that - it's women who do that - jesus i dont think ive ever been out with a woman who dosent try to maipulate you into doing what she wants and make you feel guilty as sin if you dont.

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Most guys definitely do play mind games. I didn't say all, but most.
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Old November 22nd, 2003 Top | #14

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Originally posted by TheBlueRaja
it's women who do that - jesus i dont think ive ever been out with a woman who dosent try to maipulate you into doing what she wants and make you feel guilty as sin if you dont.
I agree
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Old November 22nd, 2003 Top | #15
 
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beer......
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Old November 22nd, 2003 Top | #16
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Originally posted by NetRyder
I agree
Then you keep finding the wrong ones.
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Old November 22nd, 2003 Top | #17
 
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Originally posted by Brandi
Most guys definitely do play mind games. I didn't say all, but most.
Ditto....
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Originally posted by Leevoy
I have been told by my brother the best way to pick up a woman is to grip bear hug around the lower waist region and bend your back and lift.
Ohhhhhh no Leeroy ...... lift from the knees .... you'll be off work for years lifting like that! Health and Safety Guidelines don'cha know!

Originally posted by Brandi
The best way to pick a woman up is to be honest with her, make her feel good about herself, and don't play any of those damn mind games.
*Chris furiously takes notes* ....... Honesty u say, well, it's a crazy plan but it might just work ....
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Originally posted by Brandi
The best way to pick a woman up is to be honest with her
Yea right.
I'm poor, I'm not too pretty, I'm lazy and the only reason why I'm talking to you right now is because I'm hopping to ride you like a pony. wanna date?
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Originally posted by Benny
Yea right.
I'm poor, I'm not too pretty, I'm lazy and the only reason why I'm talking to you right now is because I'm hopping to ride you like a pony. wanna date?
hahahahahaha
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