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Old March 6th, 2003 Top | #1
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I lost my job today. I came into work on time..... I did exactly what
the boss told me to do! I followed all the rules, and never once
disrespected anybody...

Then, the first time I ever had a chance to drive one of them fork
lifts, I made one little mistake, and everyone starts running around in circles screaming and shouting.

You'd think I set the place on fire or something, the way people were looking at me afterwards!

I don't understand it . . . . I didn't mean to do it . . . It was an
accident . . . .

Everyone messes up, it could've happened to anyone!























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Ya boofhead! Don't ya know them things are suppose to point up.

I think in that line of work one mistake is wayyyyy toooooo much.
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I'd like a job like this...looks like the bomb
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it ain't a bomb. it's a fuel tank for a plane.

everybody see's them and assumes bomb, bomb's are painted differnet colors
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really, oh well dosent matter!
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That IS a BOMB.

Note the style of tail fins that are mainly used for stability when dropped... Some Drop Tanks have no fins and they have a rounded point at both ends, this one don't. Others have rear fins but straight out the sides for aerodynamics.

I've seen a few... But the image does not have the best angle to be 100% sure.

Sooo, this is my opinion.

And Zoey... nice pic.
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Sorry, but I know what I am talking about, that is a external fuel tank for most likely a fighter jet.

Seen plenty of them in my days, in the Air Force.
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Everyone loves to be right.

I think it's a weird cat named "muscles".
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lmao Herkalees!! I thought it was a bomb too :huh:
But i dont know much bout this kinda stuff


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The Damn thing look like an MK-20 Rock Eye Cluster F**k... Errrrrrr, Cluster Bomb. :huh:


But the damn nose is not correct. Bleh...
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Old March 19th, 2003 Top | #11
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sorry for losing ur job, but the pic hahaha
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Originally posted by Iceman
it ain't a bomb. it's a fuel tank for a plane.

everybody see's them and assumes bomb, bomb's are painted differnet colors

the argentines know all about it..

during the falkland wars... one argentine lad was shot up by the brits and somehow miraculously made it back almost to his base... to reduce drag and conserve fuel he dropped his empty fuel tanks... and was promptly blasted out of the sky by anti aircraft fire thinking he was dropping bombs...



just thought I would share...
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It's definately a fuel tank. I've seen plenty of bombs while working on the flight deck of a carrier, also seen plenty of fuel tanks.


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Old March 19th, 2003 Top | #14
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zoe is this a joke or summin

cuz if it aint and your boss made you drive a forklift and you didnt have a licence. (dont know if you need a licence) then your boss is ****ed and you could get your job back


but not sure this sounds like a joke
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hey WTF why is thread started by zoey then first post by bucky badger:confused:
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Originally posted by XP Abuser
hey WTF why is thread started by zoey then first post by bucky badger:confused:
they changed there name probly
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Originally posted by Bucky Badger
I lost my job today. I came into work on time..... I did exactly what
the boss told me to do! I followed all the rules, and never once
disrespected anybody...

Then, the first time I ever had a chance to drive one of them fork
lifts, I made one little mistake, and everyone starts running around in circles screaming and shouting.

You'd think I set the place on fire or something, the way people were looking at me afterwards!

I don't understand it . . . . I didn't mean to do it . . . It was an
accident . . . .

Everyone messes up, it could've happened to anyone!
Sorry to hear you lost your job over that accident, that seems alittle harsh for the employers to sake you for that. Hope you find a new job soon.
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Old March 19th, 2003 Top | #18
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henyman you are a genius:happy:
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Originally posted by XP Abuser
henyman you are a genius:happy:
i could take that as being sarcastic...but i wont
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In case anyone missed it, it's a joke. The pic is anyway. I've seen it all over the net.

I believed it too until I saw the pic.

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