Chair thread. I need a new chair. Help Nick decide. Please. ;-)

**Nick M** · February 19th, 2003

Story of my chair:

Well, I have the same office chair for 6 years now. Through the
numerous times I've washed it, the hours spent sitting in it, all the crap I spilt on it, the few times I shot it with my high pressure co2 BB gun...I finally realize that my buddy chair just doesn't give me the back support it used to, and that the arm rests are nearly worn clean of fabric on the inside. In other words, it's not soft anymore. :huh:

I like my chair, but, I decide it's time to move it into the closet, or the hallway, for sitting down when you tie your shoes. It's time to get a new chair.

I've got $250 to spend on one. I need something nice, soft, with good back support, nice arm restts, and bascially, something that I would feel nice in when sitting infront of the computer.

Any suggestions on what to get, where ( USA ) and what to avoid. Or perhaps you've got a really nice chair yourself, and you want to give a suggestion?

Do so now

**perris** · February 19th, 2003

nick, I gotta hand it to ya

this is the absolutely most obscure question I have ever seen on this forum that is not a joke question.

well done

I know nothing about chairs, so I can't contribute...sorry

SkazzyUK · February 19th, 2003

I think I speak for 99% of the forum members when I say LOL !!!

Skazz

**Nick M** · February 19th, 2003

Originally posted by dealer
nick, I gotta hand it to ya

this is the absolutely most obscure question I have ever seen on this forum that is not a joke question.

well done

I know nothing about chairs, so I can't contribute...sorry

Thank you

Skazzy you too, and everyone else.

I tried.

February 19th, 2003

ive learned you just cant go and buy a chair you have to "test drive" them.

i just got a new one recently and i really tested them all before deciding. basically you need to put yourself in positions youd be in at home. and good lumbar support is a must!

you should have seen the sales clerk when i was test driving the chairs, at one point i was bouncing up and down in one chair as hard as i could testing to see if it would handle my big ass.

but its all about whats most comfortable to you.

SkazzyUK · February 19th, 2003

Well I like those big thick leather ones, they are well comfy, i just got like an office chair with high back support

Skazz

February 19th, 2003

mine is a leather executive chair its sooooooooo comfortable i dont get out of it unless i have to. hell i even make my fiancee give me he ummm nevermind lol.

**damnyank** · February 19th, 2003

computerfreak76 - man you gave me a heck of an idea - here you go Nick:

you need a big overstuffed leather executive type chair with a remote control for your computer and one of those push button multi fluid dispener things like they have in bars so you can get your coffee, rum or whatever without having to leave the chair and here is the best part- your own female to see to your every need!

Nah - scratch the female - make it a blow up doll, I think it would suit your image better than a real female!!

**Nick M** · February 19th, 2003

* laughing hard *

I love you all so much

* laughing harder *

LMAO whahashahahaahah I've just been told to test drive chairs....

Good idea. I'm off to...Staples, they have a overwhelming amount of chairs...bouncing time!

**gonaads** · February 19th, 2003

Hey Nick, here's a great chair for ya... It's fairly cheap, adjustable and very very comfy.

**gonaads** · February 19th, 2003

Originally posted by damnyank
computerfreak76 - man you gave me a heck of an idea - here you go Nick:

you need a big overstuffed leather executive type chair with a remote control for your computer and one of those push button multi fluid dispener things like they have in bars so you can get your coffee, rum or whatever without having to leave the chair and here is the best part- your own female to see to your every need!

Nah - scratch the female - make it a blow up doll, I think it would suit your image better than a real female!!

Have the "Blow Up Doll" come out from the front of the chair... between his legs. that way it's all ready to go.

Wham, Bam, thank you ma... ummmm, latex???

**damnyank** · February 19th, 2003

gonaads - I like the way you think! Loved your recommendation - maybe we could add whips to the blow up doll!

February 19th, 2003

yeah then get you one of those hats that holds 2 beerswith the tubes that go to your mouth and put a little mini-fridge on your desk man youd be set!

hmmmm i might just do the mini-fridge idea myself i have a place big enough on my desk!

**gonaads** · February 19th, 2003

Do the mini fridge and modify it by running a 1/2 inch tube from the side of the fridge (that means you are gonna have to drill a hole in the side of it... carefully) drawing cold air and placing the other end of the tube at the front or through the front of the computer box... Instant cooling.

February 19th, 2003

bingo!

**gonaads** · February 19th, 2003

Originally posted by damnyank
gonaads - I like the way you think! Loved your recommendation - maybe we could add whips to the blow up doll!

Just NO spiked collars... reaks havoc on the doll.

February 19th, 2003

hmmmm in that case just buy a pocket pu**y and rig it up so you can swing it into action whenever you feel the need?

**Nick M** · February 19th, 2003

* wild looks *

I don't need a blow up doll, I get my pleasures from real people

**gonaads** · February 20th, 2003

Originally posted by Nick M
* wild looks *

I don't need a blow up doll, I get my pleasures from real people

Kinda like what yer "SIG" says??? Hmmmmmm???

**Nick M** · February 20th, 2003

Originally posted by gonaads
Kinda like what yer "SIG" says??? Hmmmmmm???

LMAO, I just found my sig really funny so I decided to use it

February 19th, 2003	Top \| #1
Nick M OSNN Veteran Addict Joined: July 2002 Posts: 3,961 Reputation: 370 Power: 159	Chair thread. I need a new chair. Help Nick decide. Please. ;-) Story of my chair: Well, I have the same office chair for 6 years now. Through the numerous times I've washed it, the hours spent sitting in it, all the crap I spilt on it, the few times I shot it with my high pressure co2 BB gun...I finally realize that my buddy chair just doesn't give me the back support it used to, and that the arm rests are nearly worn clean of fabric on the inside. In other words, it's not soft anymore. :huh: I like my chair, but, I decide it's time to move it into the closet, or the hallway, for sitting down when you tie your shoes. It's time to get a new chair. I've got $250 to spend on one. I need something nice, soft, with good back support, nice arm restts, and bascially, something that I would feel nice in when sitting infront of the computer. Any suggestions on what to get, where ( USA ) and what to avoid. Or perhaps you've got a really nice chair yourself, and you want to give a suggestion? Do so now

February 19th, 2003	Top \| #2
perris OSNN Godlike Veteran Joined: January 2002 Location: new york Posts: 12,231 Reputation: 4333 Power: 288	nick, I gotta hand it to ya this is the absolutely most obscure question I have ever seen on this forum that is not a joke question. well done I know nothing about chairs, so I can't contribute...sorry IT'S NOT WHAT YOU'VE DONE IT'S WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO

February 19th, 2003	Top \| #4
Nick M OSNN Veteran Addict Joined: July 2002 Posts: 3,961 Reputation: 370 Power: 159	Originally posted by dealer nick, I gotta hand it to ya this is the absolutely most obscure question I have ever seen on this forum that is not a joke question. well done I know nothing about chairs, so I can't contribute...sorry Thank you Skazzy you too, and everyone else. I tried.

February 19th, 2003	Top \| #10
gonaads Beware the G-Man Joined: March 2002 Location: XP-erience, NTFS, OSNN, Bay Area, California Posts: 18,474 Reputation: 4070 Power: 345	Hey Nick, here's a great chair for ya... It's fairly cheap, adjustable and very very comfy. *"I play violent video games, I could snap at any second."*

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gonaads Beware the G-Man Joined: March 2002 Location: XP-erience, NTFS, OSNN, Bay Area, California Posts: 18,474 Reputation: 4070 Power: 345	Originally posted by damnyank computerfreak76 - man you gave me a heck of an idea - here you go Nick: you need a big overstuffed leather executive type chair with a remote control for your computer and one of those push button multi fluid dispener things like they have in bars so you can get your coffee, rum or whatever without having to leave the chair and here is the best part- your own female to see to your every need! Nah - scratch the female - make it a blow up doll, I think it would suit your image better than a real female!! Have the "Blow Up Doll" come out from the front of the chair... between his legs. that way it's all ready to go. Wham, Bam, thank you ma... ummmm, latex??? *"I play violent video games, I could snap at any second."*

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SkazzyUK XP-erience Oldie Joined: October 2004 Location: Brighton, West Sussex, UK Posts: 900 Reputation: 20 Power: 99	I think I speak for 99% of the forum members when I say LOL !!! Skazz

February 19th, 2003	Top \| #5
computerfreak76 Unregistered Posts: n/a	ive learned you just cant go and buy a chair you have to "test drive" them. i just got a new one recently and i really tested them all before deciding. basically you need to put yourself in positions youd be in at home. and good lumbar support is a must! you should have seen the sales clerk when i was test driving the chairs, at one point i was bouncing up and down in one chair as hard as i could testing to see if it would handle my big ass. but its all about whats most comfortable to you.

February 19th, 2003	Top \| #6
SkazzyUK XP-erience Oldie Joined: October 2004 Location: Brighton, West Sussex, UK Posts: 900 Reputation: 20 Power: 99	Well I like those big thick leather ones, they are well comfy, i just got like an office chair with high back support Skazz

February 19th, 2003	Top \| #7
computerfreak76 Unregistered Posts: n/a	mine is a leather executive chair its sooooooooo comfortable i dont get out of it unless i have to. hell i even make my fiancee give me he ummm nevermind lol.

February 19th, 2003	Top \| #8
damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911 Joined: March 2002 Location: Petal, Mississippi Posts: 2,354 Reputation: 390 Power: 147	computerfreak76 - man you gave me a heck of an idea - here you go Nick: you need a big overstuffed leather executive type chair with a remote control for your computer and one of those push button multi fluid dispener things like they have in bars so you can get your coffee, rum or whatever without having to leave the chair and here is the best part- your own female to see to your every need! Nah - scratch the female - make it a blow up doll, I think it would suit your image better than a real female!!

February 19th, 2003	Top \| #9
Nick M OSNN Veteran Addict Joined: July 2002 Posts: 3,961 Reputation: 370 Power: 159	* laughing hard * I love you all so much * laughing harder * LMAO whahashahahaahah I've just been told to test drive chairs.... Good idea. I'm off to...Staples, they have a overwhelming amount of chairs...bouncing time!

February 19th, 2003	Top \| #12
damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911 Joined: March 2002 Location: Petal, Mississippi Posts: 2,354 Reputation: 390 Power: 147	gonaads - I like the way you think! Loved your recommendation - maybe we could add whips to the blow up doll!

February 19th, 2003	Top \| #13
computerfreak76 Unregistered Posts: n/a	yeah then get you one of those hats that holds 2 beerswith the tubes that go to your mouth and put a little mini-fridge on your desk man youd be set! hmmmm i might just do the mini-fridge idea myself i have a place big enough on my desk!

February 19th, 2003	Top \| #14
gonaads Beware the G-Man Joined: March 2002 Location: XP-erience, NTFS, OSNN, Bay Area, California Posts: 18,474 Reputation: 4070 Power: 345	Do the mini fridge and modify it by running a 1/2 inch tube from the side of the fridge (that means you are gonna have to drill a hole in the side of it... carefully) drawing cold air and placing the other end of the tube at the front or through the front of the computer box... Instant cooling. *"I play violent video games, I could snap at any second."*

February 19th, 2003	Top \| #15
computerfreak76 Unregistered Posts: n/a	bingo!

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gonaads Beware the G-Man Joined: March 2002 Location: XP-erience, NTFS, OSNN, Bay Area, California Posts: 18,474 Reputation: 4070 Power: 345	Originally posted by damnyank gonaads - I like the way you think! Loved your recommendation - maybe we could add whips to the blow up doll! Just NO spiked collars... reaks havoc on the doll. *"I play violent video games, I could snap at any second."*

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computerfreak76 Unregistered Posts: n/a	hmmmm in that case just buy a pocket pu**y and rig it up so you can swing it into action whenever you feel the need?

February 19th, 2003	Top \| #18
Nick M OSNN Veteran Addict Joined: July 2002 Posts: 3,961 Reputation: 370 Power: 159	* wild looks * I don't need a blow up doll, I get my pleasures from real people

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gonaads Beware the G-Man Joined: March 2002 Location: XP-erience, NTFS, OSNN, Bay Area, California Posts: 18,474 Reputation: 4070 Power: 345	Originally posted by Nick M * wild looks * I don't need a blow up doll, I get my pleasures from real people Kinda like what yer "SIG" says??? Hmmmmmm??? *"I play violent video games, I could snap at any second."*

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Nick M OSNN Veteran Addict Joined: July 2002 Posts: 3,961 Reputation: 370 Power: 159	Originally posted by gonaads Kinda like what yer "SIG" says??? Hmmmmmm??? LMAO, I just found my sig really funny so I decided to use it