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Old October 28th, 2002 Top | #1
 
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Talking A limerick for fellow Brits
With regards to recent news headlines!!

There was a young girl called Ulrika
Who's love life could not be sweater
Sven was a fan
She was beaten by Stan
And shagged by the guy from Blue Peter!!
I started out with nothing and still have most of it left!
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strange, never been able to undersatnd brits' humor. :confused:
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Wawawawawa what?
You should really stop watching kiddie shows...
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Awesome old chap!!

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Thanks Mubbers, I'm glad you appreciate it. It is based on a current news headline in the UK and if you are not abreast of UK News then it will not appeal!!!!
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Default Re: A limerick for fellow Brits
Posted by Guybrush
With regards to recent news headlines!!

There was a young girl called Ulrika
Who's love life could not be sweater
Sven was a fan
She was beaten by Stan
And shagged by the guy from Blue Peter!!


Har-har-har, rather good old chapie


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Old October 28th, 2002 Top | #8
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ALAN.
It looks like we shall have to post British news bulletins from now on. Nice one ALAN.

Why did you not include me in the poem????
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I remember reading something about that on The Sun website - so I followed the main idea. heh heh Yes, I still love Page 3!

BTW - that was quite a storm you guys had yesterday - thank god I got an e-mail form my neice saying all the in-laws made it through almost unscathed!
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Posted by damnyank

BTW - that was quite a storm you guys had yesterday - thank god I got an e-mail form my neice saying all the in-laws made it through almost unscathed!
Too right! I was offshore and despite bieng on a fixed installation the rig was still moving about, absolutely attrocious weather.

Mubbers.

Note: Off topic, but us Brits will take any opportunity to talk about the weather!!

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haha thats quality =)
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lol nice,us brits rule!!!!!!!!
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u brits dont make no sence what so ever. who do you all of a sudden rule???
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Old October 30th, 2002 Top | #14
 
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u brits dont make no sence what so ever. who do you all of a sudden rule???
Everyone Maf - but it's not really a recent thing.

The key to being British is the belief that we are right about everything. Well it's not really a 'belief' because that would imply that we might not be right, when infact we are!

Viscount Mubbers, 2nd Earl of Tallywacker.

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Have you heard the one about the Mayor of Bayswater?

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The key to being British is the belief that we are right about everything. Well it's not really a 'belief' because that would imply that we might not be right, when infact we are!
Ta Mubbers - now I know why my wife is right about everything - according to her! I knew it had something to do with heritage!
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Everyone Maf - but it's not really a recent thing.

The key to being British is the belief that we are right about everything. Well it's not really a 'belief' because that would imply that we might not be right, when infact we are!

Viscount Mubbers, 2nd Earl of Tallywacker.

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Have you heard the one about the Mayor of Bayswater?
I couldn't have put it better myself Mubbers!
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I've been meaning to ask - what's that a pint of?

Stuck on this rig for a week now and I'm gasping for a pint!!

Tetleys, Boddies, Theakstons... mmmmhhhh


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Drier than a dingo' arse!!

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mubbers i tell u now that your "assumption" of being right about everything is really not true . sorry to ruin your belief system but it is so.
and no, i have not heard the one about the Mayor of Bayswater? what's that about?
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If I'm correct:

The Mayor of Bayswater, he had a pretty daughter...

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Maybe Mubbers would dare tell the rest?
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GuyBrush

I've been meaning to ask - what's that a pint of?

Stuck on this rig for a week now and I'm gasping for a pint!!

Tetleys, Boddies, Theakstons... mmmmhhhh


Mubbers

Drier than a dingo' arse!!

Theakstons Old Perculiar and plenty of it

You can't beat a pint of REAL ALE!!!

Mouth like a Ghurkas foreskin at the moment, better check out the fridge for a cold one.

Hoping the seas aren't to rough.

Seems like Mafia is having trouble understanding the British and our way of thinking!
I started out with nothing and still have most of it left!
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