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Old March 12th, 2010 Top | #1
 
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so I'm renting a car and the (very attractive) agent has a VERY heavy accent, I'm asking her to repeat herself a number of times and having fun with her and her accent, she seems like she's comming on to me (I am perris after all and I cannot blame her one bit)

at the end of the contract discussion she asks;

"would like a piece of ass for the weekend?"

...no kidding.

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Old March 12th, 2010 Top | #2

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Very nice!
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what? no pictures?
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I don't get it
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I get it just don't think it's funny
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Then tell me!
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Then tell me!


the entire line broke up laughing
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Ah ok, was more going along the POI line but couldn't work it out
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that was good.
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Hahahaha,

Good One!!!!


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