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Old June 6th, 2007 Top | #1
 
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Default Two funny jokes in this thread...

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms.

"Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.

The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.

"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked.

Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."

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A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.
He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?"
The wife smiled sweetly and replied, "! Not this time!"


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Default Re: Two funny jokes in this thread...

Unless someone shifted the decimal scale backwards by one, this is one joke not two?



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Default Re: Two funny jokes in this thread...

Looks like two to me - one about the worm and one about the child?

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Default Re: Two funny jokes in this thread...

From what I've learned in maths lessons... 1 + 1 = 2.

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Right so one joke. I don't get where there are two jokes here??



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Originally Posted by LordOfLA View Post
Right so one joke. I don't get where there are two jokes here??
not sure if u can see the ------- line in the middle of the post...

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Hmmm, now that I'm at work using firefox I can see the second joke. Extremely odd. IE/Opera back home were only showing one joke... either that or I completely screened out the second joke because of the ---- ??? I'll have to take another look when I get home in the morning.



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works fine with IE here.

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