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Old March 28th, 2006 Top | #1
 
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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"

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Old March 28th, 2006 Top | #2

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Haha , nice
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Stop advertising that site. Do it again and I'll ban you.
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Old April 6th, 2006 Top | #5
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did she iron the shirt?
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Old April 28th, 2006 Top | #6
 
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hahaha..that was a good one....i
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though..i think by the time she decides...the plane has already crashed
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Originally Posted by cupcake20
though..i think by the time she decides...the plane has already crashed
you're thinking too much into this. lol. funny.
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Stop advertising that site. Do it again and I'll ban you.

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Madmatt edited it out
"If you've done things right,people won't be sure if you've done anything at all"
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That was sexist...
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