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March 8th, 2006
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I Rule
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Location: Teesside, the land of smog
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Female Comebacks!
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. 
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March 8th, 2006
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Bow Down to the King
Joined: April 2002
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Re: Female Comebacks!
You wouldn't say any of those to me, would you?
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March 8th, 2006
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I Rule
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Re: Female Comebacks!
Originally Posted by madmatt
Of course not
 
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March 8th, 2006
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Bow Down to the King
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Re: Female Comebacks!
*wink*
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March 8th, 2006
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lvl 17 Hax
Joined: January 2004
Location: Minnesota
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Re: Female Comebacks!
lol good ones!
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March 8th, 2006
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lvl 17 Hax
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Location: Minnesota
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Re: Female Comebacks!
Originally Posted by madmatt
Umm stay away from her.....
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March 8th, 2006
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Electronica Addict
Joined: February 2002
Location: Santa Clara, CA
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Re: Female Comebacks!
I was going to do a counter post here too, but just Google "Male Comebacks"
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March 8th, 2006
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I Rule
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Location: Teesside, the land of smog
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Re: Female Comebacks!
Originally Posted by Grandmaster
haha I found a rude one
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March 8th, 2006
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F@H - Is it in you?
Joined: April 2002
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Re: Female Comebacks!
Originally Posted by Evil Marge
Are you saying Matt is not a man
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March 9th, 2006
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In the beginning......
Joined: September 2002
Location: Norfolk, UK
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Re: Female Comebacks!
I do love your chat up lines Amanda!
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March 9th, 2006
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OSNN Veteran Addict
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Re: Female Comebacks!
hehe, v funny
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March 9th, 2006
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I Rule
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Re: Female Comebacks!
Originally Posted by Sazar
Oh I know he's a man alright
Originally Posted by rushm001
They work every time love
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