MacDonalds - Parental Advisory

**Mainframeguy** · February 21st, 2006

This time I am leaving an email link in as attribution... I have no links to this thing though beyond I am considering subscribing.... And this sure made me smile so I wanted to share, even if it may be old:-

Oh and the filter will have done a number here - but I am sure you can fill in for yourselves....

THE SIGN THAT SAYS YOU'RE OUT OF TOUCH
=

Oh dear, oh dear. This week ****-filled fataurateurs, McDonalds
became a laughing stock when they unveiled a new online
advertising campaign for their (US only) 'Dollar Menu'. The ad
featured a smugly focus-grouped college-dropout hipster saying...

'Double Cheeseburger? I'd hit it. I'm a Dollar Menu guy'

Hoo boy. If only McDonalds' advertising agency had had the
wherewithal to consulting urbandictionary.com before parroting a
bit of overheard street-speak in a cynical attempt to appeal to
America's urban youth. Doing so, they'd have discovered that 'I'd
hit it' isn't actually a general 'street' expression of approval.
Rather it's a very specific euphemism for 'I'd **** it'. As in
'Katie Holmes? I'd hit it.'

So now the Dollar Menu guy likes to **** cheeseburgers. Fo
shizzle.

But what other slogans can we look forward to from the Dollar
Menu Guy in the coming months?

...

Quarter Pounder with Cheese? Now that's my kind of hot beef
injection.

The McRib? I'd love to cover that smoking rack with my special
salty sauce.

Chicken McNugget Happy Meals: I love to stuff **** in my
children's mouths.

Fries: Sometimes I put them in my ass.

-

im****init@thefridaything.co.uk

**kcnychief** · February 21st, 2006

Hehehe, those are some tasy french fries

**omg its nlm** · February 21st, 2006

what the heck? lol

**Electronic Punk** · February 21st, 2006

I'd hit the new lara croft. *ahem*

**Mastershakes** · February 21st, 2006

That add campaign came out last summer I believe, and we made fun of it for weeks at work. LOL

Originally Posted by Mcdick

Doing so, they'd have discovered that 'I'd
hit it' isn't actually a general 'street' expression of approval.
Rather it's a very specific euphemism for 'I'd **** it'. As in
'Katie Holmes? I'd hit it.'

I wouldn't. She's pregnant with the next silly scientologist leader / meth dealer.

**LordOfLA** · February 21st, 2006

Originally Posted by Electronic Punk

I'd hit the new lara croft. *ahem*

about 10 minutes by tube from coreix and you're in the general area she lives

**X-Istence** · February 22nd, 2006

Originally Posted by LordOfLA

about 10 minutes by tube from coreix and you're in the general area she lives

Shame she is not a convenience store clerk anymore :P

**Mainframeguy** · February 22nd, 2006

can I be slow here and ask her name?

**falconguard** · February 22nd, 2006

...and maybe a picture to so we can put the word out that EP would like to tap that.

February 21st, 2006	Top \| #1
Mainframeguy Debiant by way of Ubuntu Joined: August 2002 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,763 Blog Entries: 5 Reputation: 1390 Power: 169	MacDonalds - Parental Advisory This time I am leaving an email link in as attribution... I have no links to this thing though beyond I am considering subscribing.... And this sure made me smile so I wanted to share, even if it may be old:- Oh and the filter will have done a number here - but I am sure you can fill in for yourselves.... THE SIGN THAT SAYS YOU'RE OUT OF TOUCH = Oh dear, oh dear. This week **-filled fataurateurs, McDonalds became a laughing stock when they unveiled a new online advertising campaign for their (US only) 'Dollar Menu'. The ad featured a smugly focus-grouped college-dropout hipster saying... 'Double Cheeseburger? I'd hit it. I'm a Dollar Menu guy' Hoo boy. If only McDonalds' advertising agency had had the wherewithal to consulting urbandictionary.com before parroting a bit of overheard street-speak in a cynical attempt to appeal to America's urban youth. Doing so, they'd have discovered that 'I'd hit it' isn't actually a general 'street' expression of approval. Rather it's a very specific euphemism for 'I'd it'. As in 'Katie Holmes? I'd hit it.' So now the Dollar Menu guy likes to cheeseburgers. Fo shizzle. But what other slogans can we look forward to from the Dollar Menu Guy in the coming months? ... Quarter Pounder with Cheese? Now that's my kind of hot beef injection. The McRib? I'd love to cover that smoking rack with my special salty sauce. Chicken McNugget Happy Meals: I love to stuff in my children's mouths. Fries: Sometimes I put them in my ass. - im**init@thefridaything.co.uk hosted by Lord

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kcnychief █▄█ ▀█▄ █ Joined: April 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 16,949 Reputation: 4941 Power: 305	Re: MacDonalds - Parental Advisory Hehehe, those are some tasy french fries XBOX Live Gamertag: kcnychief

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omg its nlm lvl 17 Hax Joined: January 2004 Location: Minnesota Posts: 1,829 Reputation: 1210 Power: 132	Re: MacDonalds - Parental Advisory what the heck? lol \| Vista Ultimate \| AMD 4900 \| Nvidia 9600 512 \| 2 gigs Corsair Ram \| Cooler Master Stacker 830 \|Dell 22 Inch Wide screen \|

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Electronic Punk The Last High Joined: December 2001 Location: London Posts: 18,510 Blog Entries: 51 Reputation: 3652 Power: 349	Re: MacDonalds - Parental Advisory I'd hit the new lara croft. ahem

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Mastershakes OSNN Veteran Addict Joined: July 2004 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,721 Reputation: 1040 Power: 124	Re: MacDonalds - Parental Advisory That add campaign came out last summer I believe, and we made fun of it for weeks at work. LOL Originally Posted by Mcdick Doing so, they'd have discovered that 'I'd hit it' isn't actually a general 'street' expression of approval. Rather it's a very specific euphemism for 'I'd **** it'. As in 'Katie Holmes? I'd hit it.' I wouldn't. She's pregnant with the next silly scientologist leader / meth dealer.

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LordOfLA Godlike! Joined: February 2004 Location: Salisbury, Wiltshire, UK Posts: 7,031 Blog Entries: 5 Reputation: 4137 Power: 213	Re: MacDonalds - Parental Advisory Originally Posted by Electronic Punk I'd hit the new lara croft. ahem about 10 minutes by tube from coreix and you're in the general area she lives If HK-47 and GLaDOS had a child, the character they create would cause the video game world to overdose on awesome. -sheridanmovieguy: Dragon age forum user.

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X-Istence * Joined: December 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,496 Reputation: 2808 Power: 220	Re: MacDonalds - Parental Advisory Originally Posted by LordOfLA about 10 minutes by tube from coreix and you're in the general area she lives Shame she is not a convenience store clerk anymore :P An engineers technical notebook

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Mainframeguy Debiant by way of Ubuntu Joined: August 2002 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,763 Blog Entries: 5 Reputation: 1390 Power: 169	Re: MacDonalds - Parental Advisory can I be slow here and ask her name? hosted by Lord

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