ZeroHour

Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You
always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you
stand there and nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old. When you're
seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You
take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothing
comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "eighty is the worst age of
all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year-old.

"No, not really I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a
racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get
this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and poop every
morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00."

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