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Old December 12th, 2005 Top | #1
 
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A wealthy husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding
anniversary.

His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway
for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat". The next morning the
wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a
brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday.
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Hahahahaha! That's too good.
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lol, poor sucker
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Old December 14th, 2005 Top | #4
 
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HAHHAHAH good one dude~
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lol thats great
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The wife gets even:

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, “Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”


His wife got up... unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.
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I said to the bartender, "Ill have what the man on the floor is having!"
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Originally Posted by joyojoy
The wife gets even:

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, “Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”


His wife got up... unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.
Any Idea how true this really is? It is the sad truth that this is the Way of things And I only help it by hooking up your Stinking Cable TV For you.
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Old December 21st, 2005 Top | #12
 
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Don't lose hope ejn... We've been married almost 26 years and we only watch an average of about 4 hours TV a week. My husband runs 30 miles a week, and I'm doing aikido with my kid. (But I do enjoy a frosty Heiniken with my dinner)...
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I will not give up hope I actually watch less tv now then I did when I didn't
work for the cable company.
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