ZeroHour

An Englishmen, Scotsman and an Irishmen are all sitting round talking about how dumb their wives are.

The Englishmen says "My wife is so dumb she went out and bought a crate of wine and we don't even drink!"

The Scotsman says "Well my wife is so dumb she went out and bought a car and she doesn't even have a license!"

The Irishman says "Well my wife went on holiday on her own, she took 500 condoms with her and she hasn't even got a ****!"

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