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Old April 14th, 2005 Top | #1
 
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Default Ladies Beware!
This new scam is being pulled mainly on older women who are apparently passed the age of giving a running pursuit.
What happens is that when the intended victim stops for a red light, a completely nude and good looking, nicely tanned, unbelievably well enhanced young appears.
With muscles flexing, and body stretched to its full potential, he pretends to wash your windshield.
While he is doing this, another person opens the back door of your car, taking
anything you have in the car.
They are very good at this. They got me seven times Friday and five times Saturday---I couldn't find them on Sunday.
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Thats terrible, in so many ways haha
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poor poor
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Originally Posted by Evil Marge
well enhanced
Is he like the borg?
maybe we are being invaded
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Hah I should have changed that to well endowed
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LOL Zero, you are gonna give me a seizure with that sig. heheh

Evil, I've got a suggestion. Get a driver. Don't pay him, the view should be enough. Then, just wait in the back seat. Double your pleasure !!

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Which area is I need to stay away from? I might have to drive by just to make sure I know who it is you're talking about
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Damn, someone is onto my scam.


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