Jittery Taxi Driver

**ZeroHour** · February 21st, 2005

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."

The frightened passenger, apologized to the driver, and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's my entire fault, today is my first day driving a cab.... I've been driving a hearse for the last 35 years."

**the_music_man** · February 21st, 2005

hehe

**Maveric169** · February 21st, 2005

Lmao

**Kush** · February 21st, 2005

whats a hearse

**lancer** · February 21st, 2005

hehe

**LordOfLA** · February 22nd, 2005

A hearse is the car that coffins are carried in to a funeral.

vivid_vibe · February 22nd, 2005

lmao

**Kush** · February 22nd, 2005

ohh lol

February 21st, 2005	Top \| #1
ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3 Joined: March 2004 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,111 Reputation: 1032 Power: 118	Jittery Taxi Driver A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me." The frightened passenger, apologized to the driver, and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much. The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's my entire fault, today is my first day driving a cab.... I've been driving a hearse for the last 35 years." <Z> EduGeek.net -The I.T. professionals' life line

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February 22nd, 2005	Top \| #6
LordOfLA Godlike! Joined: February 2004 Location: Salisbury, Wiltshire, UK Posts: 7,015 Blog Entries: 5 Reputation: 4137 Power: 209	Re: Jittery Taxi Driver A hearse is the car that coffins are carried in to a funeral. If HK-47 and GLaDOS had a child, the character they create would cause the video game world to overdose on awesome. -sheridanmovieguy: Dragon age forum user.

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