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Old December 8th, 2004 Top | #1
 
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Cool Who's phone is this?
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in he room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in
astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?
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Don't mean to offend anyone, but was the woman on the fone a blonde?
How can she not recognise her husband's voice?
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Thats not the point lol
jokes dont need to make sense
LOL
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i know.. just curious.
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*slaps ming with a pedantic kipper* perhaps it's a bad quality phone.

Anyway, good funny
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image the boss was listening to the conversation and it turned out that the fone belonged to him. hehe
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Originally Posted by SPeedY_B
*slaps ming with a pedantic kipper* perhaps it's a bad quality phone.

Anyway, good funny

Maybe her phone line gets messed up when it rains or snow melts so then it makes a buzzing sound.
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Originally Posted by SPeedY_B
perhaps it's a bad quality phone.
yeah, could be a motorola

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hey my phone resembles that remark!!

Its sound is better than my nokia.


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loool they had a skit like that on a lebanese show 2 yrs ago was funny by then and it's funny now never gets old


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