|November 3rd, 2004||Top | #1|
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Joined: March 2004
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts the sentence with, `A man once told me...'
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There's a clock on the stove.
Why do men pass gas more than women do?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course... at least he'll shut up after you've let him in.
All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
What do you call a woman who has lost 95 percent of her intelligence?
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Some say monogamy is the same.
Scientists have discovered a certain food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 percent - wedding cake
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You already told her twice.
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