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Old September 17th, 2004 Top | #1
 
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Cool Olympic Condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home, he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
"Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?"

"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

"What color are you going to wear tonight?", she asks cheekily.

"Gold of course," says the man proudly.

The wife responds, "Why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"
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OK OK - but this makes me wonder WTF happens when he wears BRONZE!!!
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Someone has to give me some reputation points for all these jokes
Pretty please lol
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That means he has 2 women
Lucky b*st*rd LOL
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Originally Posted by ZeroHour
Someone has to give me some reputation points for all these jokes
Pretty please lol
I did already yesterday, quit being a mincer Zero!
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Lee you are quite a miserable git at times.
Lite'n up m8.
I know you did. Cheers for that
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Nowt to do with being a miserable pregnant Camel.

Let me think, it was said in Jest, you obviously took it the wrong way.
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ZeroHour:You recieve the title for being the OSNN Joker .

Keep 'em coming.
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