Reasons Why Windows Is Not A Virus

**ZeroHour** · May 21st, 2004

Reasons Why Windows Is Not A Virus
1. Viruses are free.

2. Viruses don't take up most of your hard drive.

3. Viruses don't need 80 megs of RAM.

4. Viruses don't have major bugs.

5. Viruses don't have three different sets of documentation.

6. Viruses don't leak info to the press about the upcoming Jerusalem 95, to keep people from switching to Michelangelo/2 Warp.

7. Viruses aren't on every computer.

8. Nobody cares if a virus turns out to be 16 bit, even though it is advertised as 32...

9. Viruses install themselves !

**ElementalDragon** · May 21st, 2004

hmm..... how bout:

10. viruses don't get BSOD's

and... for the extreme windows haters (which is not me):

11. viruses effectively and efficiently do what they were created to do.

**ZeroHour** · May 21st, 2004

Rofl

**Henyman** · May 21st, 2004

rofl

**Geffy** · May 21st, 2004

nice ones there

hrmm I think Linux and Unix meet some of those

**unknownsoul** · May 22nd, 2004

i would almost say if someone could come up with an operating system as efficient as a virus, i would be willing to pay double what micro$oft charges for their OS.

**ElementalDragon** · May 22nd, 2004

rofl. ya. i would probably "pay" for "it" too.

P.S. if you are kinda a bit unsure of what the quotes were for..... let's just say.... i'd pay a 3rd party for it. (i.e. my cable company for the internet access i'd use to get it.)

**Lee** · May 22nd, 2004

Well then I think if it aint a virus it must be a beta build, 24/7/365.

Vetrius · May 25th, 2004

lol harsh to windows

May 21st, 2004	Top \| #1
ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3 Joined: March 2004 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,112 Reputation: 1032 Power: 121	Reasons Why Windows Is Not A Virus Reasons Why Windows Is Not A Virus 1. Viruses are free. 2. Viruses don't take up most of your hard drive. 3. Viruses don't need 80 megs of RAM. 4. Viruses don't have major bugs. 5. Viruses don't have three different sets of documentation. 6. Viruses don't leak info to the press about the upcoming Jerusalem 95, to keep people from switching to Michelangelo/2 Warp. 7. Viruses aren't on every computer. 8. Nobody cares if a virus turns out to be 16 bit, even though it is advertised as 32... 9. Viruses install themselves ! <Z> EduGeek.net -The I.T. professionals' life line

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ElementalDragon The One and Only Joined: August 2002 Location: Lehighton, PA Posts: 3,160 Blog Entries: 3 Reputation: 1095 Power: 161	hmm..... how bout: 10. viruses don't get BSOD's and... for the extreme windows haters (which is not me): 11. viruses effectively and efficiently do what they were created to do. Core 2 Quad Q9450 \| 4GB DDR2 800 \| Abit IP-35 Pro \| eVGA GTX 295+ I Love Windows 7! Has my post been helpful to you? If so, please click the to the left to add to my reputation.

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ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3 Joined: March 2004 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,112 Reputation: 1032 Power: 121	Rofl <Z> EduGeek.net -The I.T. professionals' life line

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Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Joined: June 2002 Location: Dorset, England Posts: More Than You Posts: 9,602 Reputation: 3548 Power: 253	rofl http://Henyman.com

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Geffy OSNN Veteran Addict Joined: March 2002 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 7,805 Reputation: 1490 Power: 217	nice ones there hrmm I think Linux and Unix meet some of those  • blog • tumblog • lastfm • flickr • #rubyonrails • @twitter "I could be replaced with a very small shell script"

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May 22nd, 2004	Top \| #6
unknownsoul OSNN Senior Addict Joined: January 2004 Location: Fort Worth, Texas Posts: 601 Blog Entries: 1 Reputation: 220 Power: 110	i would almost say if someone could come up with an operating system as efficient as a virus, i would be willing to pay double what micro$oft charges for their OS.

May 22nd, 2004	Top \| #7
ElementalDragon The One and Only Joined: August 2002 Location: Lehighton, PA Posts: 3,160 Blog Entries: 3 Reputation: 1095 Power: 161	rofl. ya. i would probably "pay" for "it" too. P.S. if you are kinda a bit unsure of what the quotes were for..... let's just say.... i'd pay a 3rd party for it. (i.e. my cable company for the internet access i'd use to get it.) Core 2 Quad Q9450 \| 4GB DDR2 800 \| Abit IP-35 Pro \| eVGA GTX 295+ I Love Windows 7! Has my post been helpful to you? If so, please click the to the left to add to my reputation.

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Lee OSNN Proxy Joined: January 2004 Location: Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent, England. Posts: 3,330 Reputation: 1020 Power: 145	Well then I think if it aint a virus it must be a beta build, 24/7/365.

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Vetrius Coenfidentialityism Joined: February 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 521 Reputation: 50 Power: 106	lol harsh to windows Unlike reality, stupidity is inescapable

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