Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A: Not everyone's been in a 747!
Q: What does XXX stand for in a porno film?
A: It's the signature of the three blondes who act in it.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who got a pair ofwaterskis?
A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope!!
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.
Q: How does a blonde confuse you?
A: She comes out and says she did.
Q: What's it called when a blonde dyes her hair?
A: Artificial intelligence!
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a ferrari?
A: You don't give your ferrari to friends
Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes ?
A: Peroxide.
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block.
Q: What do turtles and blondes have in common?
A: If they're on their back, they're screwed!
A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks, saying, “21, 21, 21.”A blonde comes along and starts doing the same thing. They hear a train and the brunette jumps off, but the blonde keeps jumping.The blonde gets hit and dies.After the train leaves, the brunette jumps back on saying this time, “22, 22, 22....”
A: She can't find the eleven.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A: Not everyone's been in a 747!
Q: What does XXX stand for in a porno film?
A: It's the signature of the three blondes who act in it.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who got a pair ofwaterskis?
A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope!!
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.
Q: How does a blonde confuse you?
A: She comes out and says she did.
Q: What's it called when a blonde dyes her hair?
A: Artificial intelligence!
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a ferrari?
A: You don't give your ferrari to friends
Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes ?
A: Peroxide.
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block.
Q: What do turtles and blondes have in common?
A: If they're on their back, they're screwed!
A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks, saying, “21, 21, 21.”A blonde comes along and starts doing the same thing. They hear a train and the brunette jumps off, but the blonde keeps jumping.The blonde gets hit and dies.After the train leaves, the brunette jumps back on saying this time, “22, 22, 22....”
