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Old August 14th, 2003 Top | #1
 
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Called In Sick

Bob calls in to his job:
"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a
headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I'm not coming into work
today."

The boss says:
"You know Bob I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my
wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go
to work. You should try that."

2 hours later Bob calls:
"Boss, I did what you said and I feel great! I be at work soon. By the
way, nice house you have here."
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Mwahahaha EXCELLENT!!!.

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