Kirrie2001

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his ***** into the pickle slicer.

His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen.

His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my ***** into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't."

"Yes, I did."

"My God Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

What did they do with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh...she got fired too."

Codasmd

Pretty good.