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Old December 15th, 2002 Top | #1
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YO, FAT SANTA MAN!

Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right.
Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies.

The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime theyhad while making the toys.

The reindeer had been playing their reindeer games all afternoon and were dead tired.

To make matters worse, Rudolph had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlierin the day and had crashed it into a tree.

Santa was furious. "I can't believe it! I've got to deliver millions of
presents all over the world in just a few hours and all of my reindeer are sleeping, the elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree yet! I sent that stupid Little Angel out HOURS ago to find a tree and she isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?"

Just then, the Little Angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree. He says, "Yo, fat Santa man! Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?"

And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came into being...
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Old December 17th, 2002 Top | #2
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hahahahahahahaha good one kirrie
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Old December 20th, 2002 Top | #3

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We can always count on Kirrie.
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