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Old October 18th, 2002 Top | #1
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There was this couple who had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."
"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?"
He agreed, so the two old folks stripped to the buff and sat back down at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago!"
"I'm not surprised," grinned Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal!!!"
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Old October 19th, 2002 Top | #2
 
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eeewwwww mind picture.........mind pictures......eeewwwwww
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Old October 19th, 2002 Top | #4
 
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After reading kirries and hipsters post, now i have a mind picture...ewww..

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Old October 20th, 2002 Top | #5
 
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Another good one Kirrie


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hahahaha ... but still ... YECK
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