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Some UNIX responses to some UNIX commands:
man: desire not found $ cat "food in cans" cat: cannot open food in cans % nice man woman No manual entry for woman. % rm God rm: God nonexistent % ar t God ar: God does not exist % ar r God ar: creating God % "How would you rate Bibi's incompetence? Unmatched ". % [Where is Jason? Missing ]. % \316 How did the sex change operation go? \316 Modifier failed. % If I had a ( for every nonsense from Bert, what would I have? Too many ('s. % make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. % sleep with me bad character % got a light? No match. % man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments. % !  ay, what is saccharine?Bad substitute. % \(- (-: Command not found. $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending! $ drink bottle; opener bottle: cannot open opener: not found [Source] |
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