Groan!! - Zoo Story

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A man starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.
First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this, a huge
fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss he beats it to death with
a spade. Realising his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the
fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything. Moving on to
the second job of clearing out the Chimp house he is attacked by the chimps
who pelt him with coconuts.
He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both.
What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself,
because lions eat anything. He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.
He moves on to the last job,
which is to collect honey from the South American Bees.
As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and smashes
the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and throws them into the
lions cage because lions eat anything.

Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another lion
and says "What's the food like here?"
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The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with
Mushy Bees."
 

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